When I was speaking the other night at Gannon University, I was talking about how to become a “Bad Victim.” The pic in my powerpoint presentation during this time is a creepy van I found on Google images. I mean, in America it seems like scary bad guys and creepy vans go hand in hand, ya know? I shared the story about how I collect pictures of creepy vans, which I’m totally aware is a bizarre hobby, somewhat creepy itself. So today a girl in the crowd emailed me the above pic…seems to be one of those knockoffs of inspirational posters. I love the “free candy” on the outside…yeah, he seems totally legit.