Last night I kicked off my tour in the booming metropolis of Troy, Alabama. The young women who brought me to campus had the cutest accents…every one of them! But don’t believe those rumors that Southern women can’t be tough. These young women were all about the whoop-ass. Another stigma you shouldn’t believe about southern women is that they are always polite and nothing but sugar. During the part of the program where we evaluate the Scary Bad Guy’s body for vulnerable spots, some girl in the third row yelled out, “His junk!” Hilarious.
A huge thanks to all my new Alabama girlfriends for helping me kick off the tour! Hope to be back soon.