So I’m looking through my credit card bill today, and notice a $1200 purchase at a sex toy shop. I immediately started wracking my brain as to when I might have been so desperate to drop over a grand on pleasure toys. But alas, no such thing has happened. After calling American Express and explaining my situation, the representative nervously giggled as she removed the charges from my bill. I totally joined the Identity Theft Victim Club. Hooray for me.