Yesterday I laid down an extreme amount of cash for my ski get-up for this season. Now that I’m a Colorado resident, there’s no room for any craptastic ski gear. Of course, one must also be fashion conscious while on the slopes, so I laid it all out on my living room floor to make sure it was up to par. That’s when Zoe (my pug) stumbled upon it and totally freaked out. I guess through the eyes of a tiny dog with an even tinier brain, it would be scary…kinda like a deflated human.