So those of you who have seen me speak, also are aware of my bizarre yet comical fascination with creepy vans. I’m not sure why – I think the hobby started during a boring road trip across Pennsylvania, and I kept getting passed by creepy vans. And I kept wondering, “Seriously, why are you driving a van with tinted windows, rust holes and one wobbly wheel?” I mean, I know everyone has to stick to a budget, but seriously. Or when I was walking in the Wal-Mart parking lot in Waco, TX a few years ago, and saw a creepy van with a full-sized air conditioning wall unit protruding from the back window of the van! And the best part – it was held in place by duct tape. So last night when I arrived back at the Denver Airport, I hopped on the shuttle to get to the parking lot. As I approached my car, I saw the grossest van ever. Most people might hurry into the car and speed away. I, on the other hand, took out my camera and took some snapshots. Notice the second picture, how this particular van is protected with maximum security via The Club. Because I’m sure someone was totally gonna steal it. Enjoy.